Eagle held as Spy by Moron Terrorists
Bird-brained terrorists in Lebanon have
taken a suspected Israeli spy into custody – an eagle that was
outfitted with a transmitter that allowed conservationists to study the
raptor’s migratory patterns.
In the latest case of Muslim militants seeing a secret agent with
wings and a beak, Iranian-backed Hezbollah forces are keeping the eagle
under lock and key after it was found by hunters near the town of
Ashkout, northeast of Beirut. The bird had a ring around its leg that
bore the name ‘Tel Aviv University,’ written in English, as well as a
receiver device attached, according to Hezbollah’s Al Manar TV station.
Israeli spymasters, who don’t typically outfit spies with such
identifying markers, could not be reached for comment. But Yossi Leshem,
of the Israel Ornithological Centre, told FoxNews.com the bird is
innocent – and rare.
“The Israel National Parks Authority has been working on a program to
protect the raptor eagles,” Leshem said. “Not so long ago, there were
65 pairs here, but now there are only nine, as most have sadly died
after ingesting pesticides.”
“This latest situation, like those before, is just ridiculous.”
- Yossi Leshem, conservationist
Leshem said the marking just shows the eagle is part of Israel’s
equivalent to the Audubon Society. The transmitter, sends a radio signal
every 90 minutes to allow scientists to establish which flight paths
the bird has flown from as far north as Siberia, to as far south as
South Africa, he said.
“This latest situation, like those before, is just ridiculous,” Leshem said.
Hezbollah officially declared the bird an “enemy entity,” and his
fate is now uncertain. It’s only the latest critter to be suspected of
spying. Last December, Sudanese authorities “detained” a griffon vulture
bearing an Israeli tag, insisting it was a spy. It was eventually
cleared and is believed to have been released. Another griffon vulture
was apprehended by Saudi Arabian special forces a couple of years
earlier. It was subsequently released under an edict from the House of
Saud’s crown prince.
In 2011, Turkey’s intelligence bizarrely took into custody a dead
Merops Apiaster, aka the European Bee Eater. Found carrying an Israeli
leg tag, the Turks were convinced it was an Israeli undercover agent,
but in the end it turned out to be just a dead bird.
Paranoia and brain-washing are par for the course in much of the
Middle East whenever Israel is mentioned, with many people
unquestioningly lapping up anything anti-Israeli, no matter how
far-fetched.
In 2008, the Palestinian Authority accused Israel of releasing rats
to drive people from their homes, while in 2010 the governor of South
Sinai refused to rule out the possibility that a series of shark attacks
on vacationers at the Red Sea resort of Sharm-el-Sheikh had been
carried out by a man-eating shark deliberately released into the area by
Israel’s Mossad spy agency to undermine Egypt’s tourist industry.
Strenuous efforts are now underway to try and bring about the release of the latest incarcerated raptor eagle.
“I understand the bird was injured when it was captured in Lebanon,”
Leshem said. “I have been in touch with my Palestinian colleagues, who
in turn have spoken to friends in Lebanon, who hope that through a third
party – possibly a European intermediary – the bird can be brought back
home.”
